Sunday 23 November 2014

Recipe: Christmas cake on Stir-up Sunday

A bit of a short blog entry this time, to quickly document my Christmas cake making, which I did this year for my grandmother on Stir-up Sunday.

For those who are interested, this term is commonly used in Anglican churches to represent the last Sunday before the season of Advent.  It is widely believed to have been introduced to the Victorians by Prince Albert, and comes from the opening words of the collect for the day in the Book of Common Prayer of 1549:

Stir up, we beseech thee, O Lord, the wills of thy faithful people
That they, plenteously bringing forth the fruit of good works, may of thee be plenteously rewarded
Through Jesus Christ our Lord.  
Amen.

This year, it occurred on Sunday 23 November 2014.

Anyway, I digress.  The cake.  Now then… I make no apologies about this, but I will admit that I cheated.  Instead of doing it the hard way, I bought the Waitrose Christmas cake ingredients box - where all the ingredients, excepting the fresh ones (e.g. eggs) are supplied and weighed out.  I know it's cheating, and if Mary Berry was to read this she would probably be very disapproving, but never mind.  I made it last year and it turned out rather well - it's quicker and easier than measuring out and preparing all the ingredients individually, and it avoids ending up with hundreds of half empty bags of ingredients.  So yes, it is lazy, but just deal with it.


The process was really very simple.  I began by greasing a 20cm cake tin with generous butter, before covering the sides and bottom with enough parchment paper to decimate a small forest.  I realise the cake needs to be protected against the heat of the oven, but with this much paper I reckon it would survive a nuclear blast at close range.

Once protected, all the supplied ingredients (plus a couple of others, such as eggs and orange zest) were carefully added and incorporated, before pouring the mixture into the tin.  This was then covered in yet more parchment paper, before going into a low oven (140°C) for roughly 2 and a half hours.

2 and a half hours later, and with the kitchen smelling lovely, it was ready.  After the usual skewer test, it came out of the oven and slowly cooled down, before having its paper removed and being re-wrapped, ready for Christmas.  All that remains now is to decorate it much nearer the time, and (more importantly, in my mind) feed it once or twice a week with a selection of spirits - my preferred ones are Cognac, Calvados and dark rum.  Yummy.


Sunday 16 November 2014

BBC Good Food Show 2014

In my mind, the month of November has never been particularly exciting from a gastronomic point of view.  Hallowe'en (with the joys of pumpkin pie) has gone, Guy Fawkes' Night (with the joys of mulled wine, jacket potatoes, cold feet etc) is over more or less straightaway, and Christmas is still a way to go.  Thanksgiving provides a small interruption to a month of foodie emptiness but, not being American, it's not much of a big deal for us.  True, November is a good time of year for root vegetables and shellfish such as mussels and oysters, but otherwise there's little to celebrate.  That was until I started my usual pilgrimage to the annual BBC Good Food Show, always held in London around mid-November.

This year was my 3rd visit so, I admit, I'm still relatively young in Good food Show counting.  We left home in the morning, getting to the show around 11 AM and joining the masses that were already there.  We were expecting it to be busy, but it was definitely busier than the last couple of years - crowds of people everywhere and at every stand and stall, with long queues for the more popular areas.  Fortunately, however, the place is enormous with countless stands, so although everywhere was crowded, nowhere was too much of a crush.

After a quick coffee and plan of action, we began by working away around the 4 quarters of the lower level.  We began in the baking area, but didn't stay long it was very busy, with lots of children taking part in cake decorating - although this looked like fun, we were a little old compared to the rest of the demographic.  So, more appropriately, we moved into the spirits and liquors corner - passing, on the way, a very good spice and herb stand, where several purchases were made including dried lime and curry leaves (not easy to buy elsewhere), fresh lemongrass and a selection of dried chilies.  I also bought a mini grater, designed for things like nutmeg, garlic and ginger.

A happy half an hour was then spent among the spirits, where we tried several things including some flavoured vodkas (the butterscotch was interesting, albeit way too sweet for me) and a rather interesting rhubarb and ginger gin.  This went particularly well with dark chocolate from a nearby stall, and was definitely and rapidly needed by me to remove the taste of truffle that I had tried moments earlier in the vain hope that I might suddenly like it.  I didn't.  Following this, we wandered around the rest of the lower level, trying everything we came across and buying a couple of things including some flavoured olive oils (individual sun-dried tomato, basil and rosemary), wooden hand-carved serving spoons, smoked garlic, vintage matured cheese and a fancy (but almost certainly unnecessary in my kitchen) cheese grater.

Given that it was by now well past lunchtime (not that this overly mattered after all the tastings), we paused for a quick bite of lunch from one of the sushi stalls.  It would have been nice to have gone to the main Good Food Show kitchen, but the queue at this point was 30 deep so we decided against it.

Following this, we went upstairs and queued up for the SuperTheatre, as it was approaching the time for our pre-booked show - this year, Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry.  This, as expected, was very amusing - as always, considerably more slapstick (and at times a little risqué) compared to their usual TV personas, but a lot of fun.  Mary Berry cooked a fairly quick and simple Swiss cheese, chichen and spinach dish, which I plan to repeat later on this week.

After the show, we wandered around the upstairs section, nominally called The Producers Village and comprising numerous food and drink stalls.  Having bought a selection of fudge and other patisserie, we finished off by wondering through the wine area.  We hadn't booked any official winetasting, but maybe next year.

Given that it was approaching 5 PM by this stage, and my wallet was crying out for a rest, we decided to call it a day.  A very successful, albeit expensive, day.



Saturday 4 October 2014

Musings from Paris

Given that the sands of time are rapidly running away, and my memories of this amazing week are already fading, I thought it was high time to write this up.  We are now early October, and this trip happened in early September, so hopefully I will remember most of the important details and be true to the week.



Ahhh... Paris.  No matter how many times I go (and I'm lucky enough to have done so on numerous occasions over the years), the City of Light never fails to dazzle and inspire the soul.  It is undoubtedly my favourite city in the world and, despite not being a city-boy by any means, is somewhere I would very much like to live.  I like to think I'm wise enough to realise that the reality of living and working there would be quite different, and that the romance would wear off pretty quickly - Paris, perhaps more than most, suffers from all the usual capital city annoyances including congestion, traffic, overcrowding (particularly endless tourists), noise, pollution, poverty and social inequity.  However, for the visitor (be it a regular old-timer or Paris virgin), in my mind there's something about the city which sets it apart from any other - possibly the stunning architecture, abundant art, eclectic music, chic people and, above all, incredible food.  I don't know.

The purpose of the trip was twofold: first and foremost, perhaps unfortunately, it was a work-related trip.  That being said, despite being sad to be locked in a seminar room for 3 days, any reason to go to Paris is a good one.  The second purpose was to have a little holiday.  The balance was about half and half - we left on a Saturday, catching the Eurotunnel and driving from Calais to Paris, stopping roughly halfway overnight.  We then spent 3 days at work, before another 3 days of holiday.  So not a bad balance.

The first day was relatively uneventful - it was a grey, fairly cold day as we left Reading, and the drive to Folkestone was its usual boring affair.  We were a little late thanks to heavy M25 traffic, but managed to get on the next train and arrived in France with no drama.  The weather there was similar - perhaps slightly warmer - and the drive through northern France was again without drama.  I had, completely at random, found a hotel in a small place called Nœux-les-Mines, just to the south-west of Lille - originally a centre for coal mining as the name might suggest, it is now a small industrial and farming town with a handful of shops, bars and the small 19th-century church of St Martin in the centre.  Our hotel was located just out of town, and was a large (recently renovated) mansion containing comfortable rooms and a smart restaurant area.  We had a great meal that night, beginning with a small tray of amuse bouche containing delicate pastry-based cheese straws and a small glass of fois gras topped with fruity jelly.  Accompanied, of course, by the usual favourite - a kir.

The meal itself was also excellent, comprising of pan-fried foie gras followed by roasted cod and a selection of local cheeses for me. Debbie, being vegetarian and knowing full well that the French are not great when it comes to this (despite a massive improvement to 20 or even 10 years ago), was expecting to have a week of goat's cheese salad and bread - much as she did on our recent trip to Brittany.  However, she was pleasantly surprised and impressed by her broad bean risotto, followed by morel omelette and crème caramel - indeed, I think it ranked top all week.

The next morning was another non-descript day, warm but with mostly grey skies and a light breeze.  After checking out of the hotel, we drove the remaining kilometres to Paris and arrived around lunchtime - it being Sunday, traffic was fortunately light and so Debbie's slight trepidation (understandably so) about driving in Paris was, for the most part, unwarranted.  Our hotel, a comfortable but standard Ibis, was right in the heart of the city, deep in the 7ème arrondissement and a stone's throw from the Eiffel Tower.  Sadly the Tower was not visible from our 7th floor room, but was from the lobby area.  After a light lunch (the unbeatable croque monsieur) in a nearby bar, which would become our local, we spent the remainder of afternoon unpacking before walking out early evening towards the Champ de Mars and the Tower.  The most noticeable thing during lunch and our evening stroll was the warmth - unlike Reading, summer was still in full swing in Paris.  It had been my intention to take Debs up the Tower however, no doubt thanks to the warm evening sun, the crowds were out in force and the queue for the lift was both massive and seemingly stationery.

Instead, we settled for seeing it from below, and after taking the obligatory photographs went in search of a little nearby bistro I had read about previously - La Fontaine de Mars.

The restaurant surrounds a tiny cobbled square with a large fountain in the middle, hence the name.  We hadn't booked and, having located it down a small side street off Rue St Dominique, were a little crestfallen (but perhaps unsurprised) to find it heaving and with a long queue.  However, to our surprise, they promised to get us a table in an hour, so we wandered for a bit and passed the time pleasantly with a kir at a nearby roadside bar.  Returning to the restaurant at around 9 PM and despite yet another long queue - at least I don't think the same people were still waiting - they found us a small table on the corner of the square, and we had a truly excellent and memorable meal.  The bistro was classically laid out, with red check tablecloths, smart waiters and a traditional menu.
Having served us with wine and thinly sliced saucisson, I began (with some trepidation) with 6 snails.  The reason I felt some trepidation was not because I have any problem eating snails - I have done so many times before.  It was because, on every other occasion, they have resembled garlicky rubber.  One of my favourite authors and fellow Francophile, Peter Mayle, admits that when it comes to eating snails, 95% of the time they are not done particularly well and are chewy and rubbery.  However, I thought it was time for another go - and I'm so pleased I did.  They were, without doubt, the best snails I have ever had - meltingly soft and perfectly garlicky.

My only regret is that I reckon I've now had my 5% of good snails, so am doomed for another long list of chewy ones.  My main course of confit duck with fried potatoes was equally good - not something I usually order, but amazingly tender and rich in fat.  Debbie also did very well, and despite not having many vegetarian options on the menu they did themselves proud - serving leeks in red wine as a starter and then inventing a selection of vegetables, all cooked well and prepared beautifully.  Despite being fairly full, we couldn't resist the tarte tatin as a desert which, again, was perfect and quite different (in a good way) from our own attempt - the latter was much richer in caramel, and therefore sweeter, whereas in this one the apples were much more prominent.
Both very nice, in different ways.  After a final coffee, we staggered back to the hotel, exhausted but immensely satisfied.

The following morning was less enjoyable, with the alarm going off at some stupid-o'clock, and the next 3 days passed in a bit of an exhausted and coffee-fuelled blur.  Although the meeting was interesting and worthwhile, spending 8 hours a day in a stuffy seminar room is never relaxing.  The meeting was hosted by UNESCO (the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organisation), which was a thoroughly impressive building covering a large part of the arrondissement and overlooking the École Militaire.  Lunches were held in the main UNESCO restaurant, with a wonderful view of the Eiffel Tower, and despite being in a canteen environment were actually very impressive.  This was Paris, after all.  Each day lunch consisted of a small salad to start with, followed by a choice of things - I think I had rabbit one day, lamb tagine another and salmon on the last - followed by a desert or cheese.  Wine was on offer, but none of us did - I might have been tempted to partake had others done so, but in retrospect it was probably a wise choice as the combination of a big lunch, wine and an afternoon of seminars is never a good one.  We had a couple of very nice conference dinners in the evening (both of which were in easy walking distance of UNESCO and our hotel) - one in a traditional but upmarket bistro, and another in a small Sardinian restaurant.

The Grand Bistro de Breteuil, in particular, was very good, and despite our large number I think everyone received what we had previously ordered - including foie gras, sea bass and crème brûlée.

The meeting finished on the Wednesday, and we all parted company.  So, that evening, Debbie and I ventured away from the 7ème arrondissement, taking a bus across the Seine and into the Latin Quarter - an area renowned for having a trendy student atmosphere and numerous bistros and jazz bars.  It was to one of the latter that we were headed, the well-known and long established Duc des Lombards.  It advertises itself as a jazz club and restaurant, but I was fully aware that the place would be all about the music and less so the food.  We arrived fairly early and the place was deserted, so given that our concert didn't start until 8 PM we had a couple of drinks in a nearby crowded bar (the whole area was heaving, as expected).  We returned at 8 PM, fortunately to find the place much busier, and passed a very enjoyable evening listening to some fairly avant-garde and experimental jazz.  The place was not quite as I expected - fairly modern, clean and trendy, with a smart cocktail bar and classy 21st century lighting and sound equipment.  The food, as expected, was nice but nothing amazing - and, rather oddly, was served in little plastic bowls, with plastic cutlery.  It was edible, but nothing special - my chicken on a bed of mash felt like a cross between English pub-grub and festival or street-food.  The strangest thing about the entire evening was its length - the show started at 8 PM, and indeed no-one much was there beforehand, but by 9 PM it was all over and everyone left.  At first I thought it was just an interval and there would be a second-half, but sadly not.  So much for the romantic notion of sitting in a smoky basement, listening to jazz and drinking wine until the early hours of the morning...

The next morning we were again greeted by hot sun and blue skies, albeit slightly chilly first thing, with the TV weather forecast predicting temperatures of up to 30 degrees.  After a quick coffee and croissant in our usual café over the road, we met my parents who had taken an early morning train from where they were still sailing in Brittany.  With them, we had a very pleasant day - in the morning, we walked around the École Militaire to Les Invalides (known officially as L'Hôtel National des Invalides or L'Hôtel des Invalides), the impressive 17th-century complex of buildings which are now all museums and monuments commemorating France's military history.  As the name suggests, the main building was originally a hospital and retirement home for soldiers and war veterans.  We didn't actually enter the museum, instead passing the morning strolling through the highly manicured gardens.  When it comes to hospitals, I can think of worse places to be ill and to recover - and indeed, I have been in many of them.

The big event of the day, in celebration of my mother's imminent birthday, was lunch.  Originally I had booked us a table at Le Petit Marius, a well-known fish and seafood restaurant just over the river on the famous Avenue George V.  However, 2 things had been bothering me about this place: firstly that there would be very little, if anything, for Debbie to eat - "Mais, Monsieur, why would you come to zis restaurant when you do not like ze feeesh?" - and secondly that we all, especially my parents, are very familiar with fish and seafood restaurants.  Even Paris, with its amazing array of restaurants, might not compete with a summer of sailing around Brittany and all of its beautiful little fishing villages that we know so well.  So, because we were so impressed with it on Sunday and to give my parents a more authentic and traditional Parisian experience, we returned to La Fontaine de Mars.  I had booked a table this time and they greeted us like old friends, sitting us inside overlooking the fountain.  As hoped, we had an extremely good, extremely long and very boozy lunch - I can't remember exactly what everyone had, but our dishes involved more snails (my father was equally impressed), egg cocotte, foie gras, turbot, veal, duck, cheese and clafoutis.  When we had finally finished - it must have been around 4 PM - we walked along the river and back to our hotel, ready for my parents to catch their return train.

That evening, after a much-needed rest, we headed out again, this time catching a bus to nearby Montparnasse - an area of the city again known for its cafes and bars, and famous (or possibly infamous) because of the Tour Montparnasse, Paris' only and much-disliked skyscraper.  We were headed to another jazz club, the Petit Journal Montparnasse.  The concert started later at this place, so we stopped for a light dinner (incredibly we were a little peckish by this time) at a nearby bistro.  At around 10 PM, we arrived at the club, and again passed a hugely enjoyable evening listening to an impressive 20-piece big band.  The place was much more what I had expected - although it was also a restaurant, and the food indeed looked rather good, it was much more compressed and cosy, with dim lighting and a smoky atmosphere (albeit synthetic, as even Parisian jazz bars can't resist anti-smoking laws).  The music was amazing, and unlike the previous night there were numerous intervals and performances.  I'm not sure what time it ended, but we left around 1 AM - apart from missing the night bus and having to walk home, all in all it had been an excellent day.

For our final day in Paris, after another quick breakfast outside our usual café we took a bus towards the river, getting off near St Germaine and walking along the south bank towards the Île de la Cité.  It was another gloriously hot day, and we spent all morning walking along the river, around the island and visiting Notre Dame.

We had a lovely lunch in a small restaurant down a side alley on the island, enough off the beaten track to be less crowded with tourists - egg cocotte with foie gras for me, and mini spinach pancakes for Debs.  We spent the afternoon walking back through St Germaine, window-shopping at all the fancy chocolate shops and wondering if we could afford to buy any.  For the most part, the answer was no.

We had planned a visit to Montmartre for our final evening, however because we were reliant on buses and traffic was causing every journey to take longer than expected, we decided to postpone that plan for another time.  Instead, we returned to the area around the Eiffel Tower, meeting a Parisian friend of mine for a last kir in one of the many bars surrounding the Champ de Mars.  We had booked a table at another bistro I had read about some weeks before, which turned out to be a tiny place again off Rue St Dominique.  This was more of an upmarket bistro, but was equally nice - I had a starter of raw sea bass in a beetroot mousse, followed by sweetbreads which were wonderfully tender.  Again, they made a fair attempt at something vegetarian for Debs, giving her a starter involving eggs and mushrooms and then a main course of selected vegetables, again beautifully presented.  All in all, a wonderful final evening.

Our last day was spent in transit, and doesn't need to be reported here.  Suffice it to say that it was a fairly stressful day - surprisingly, getting out of Paris was relatively easy.  The rest, however, was not.  Unusually for France, a long section of our motorway was a car park for much of the morning, and we wasted almost 2 hours doing no more than 10 km.  As a consequence, we missed our Eurotunnel, who were also experiencing delays of their own.  Finally, we got back to Reading at 10 PM, almost 6 hours later and vowing that next time, soon, we would go by train...


Sunday 21 September 2014

Restaurant review: The Bull

Restaurant name: The Bull
Cuisine: British pub food
Location: Sonning, UK
Date: July 2014
Occasion: Birthday dinner

I am fully aware that, now we are in mid-September, writing a review about a meal at the end of July is a little daft.  It has been on my list of things to do for a while, but other commitments (mostly work-related) have kept me away from my blog.  However, as will become apparent from the below, I think this entry needs to be posted - firstly to remind myself to think twice before going back here, and secondly in case the restaurant owners ever read this.  The review below, as will become clear, is a mixed one - in summary, great food but poor service.  In the spirit of generosity, I'll start with the positives....

The occasion was my birthday, and we had spent a lovely day on the River - motoring the short distance from the marina in Caversham (virtually opposite the entrance to the Kennet Canal which passes through Reading) down to the lock at Sonning.  The day had been lovely - although some clouds, mostly bright sun and a gentle breeze.  We moored alongside the tow path just upstream from the lock, and after a relaxing drink in the evening sun we walked the short distance through the churchyard to the pub.

The building itself is everything you would expect in a traditional country pub - with the added bonus of several "boutique bedrooms" (as described on their website, at http://bullinnsonning.co.uk/).  The food is also everything you would expect from a traditional country pub, which is nevertheless punching above its weight - home-made pub food but with a fine dining / gastro-pub twist, as well as a good selection of real ales and decent wines.

We arrived slightly late, but were nevertheless seated comfortably at one of their larger tables to one side of the pub and immediately handed menus, which were extensive and also included an impressive specials menu.  Unfortunately, because of the time between the meal and this write-up (not to mention the bottle of Champagne on the boat beforehand), my memory is a little hazy on what we had as a starter.  I'm certain that I had the pan-fried chicken livers (one of the specials), and my friend (who is vegetarian) had something involving mushrooms and asparagus.  I think, but can't be sure, my father had the crab and crayfish cocktail, and I have no idea what my mother chose - unfortunately we didn't take any photos of the starters.  Nevertheless, I do remember that we were all happy with the food - my chicken livers, in particular, were extremely well done - meltingly soft, and extremely rich in both flavour and texture.  Possibly a larger portion than would normally be required, but nevertheless excellent.

Onto the main courses.  My father chose the seared chilli beef and pork, which arrived on an enormous platter still sizzling and smelling wonderfully aromatic of chilli, coriander and onion.  It was served with rice, and he said it was extremely good - nicely spicy, but perfectly balanced by the sweet onions and peppers.
In contrast to his meat mountain, my mother went for fish, which was a fillet of sea trout served on a bed of quinoa (which caused much amusement, as my friend and I repeatedly explained to her that it is pronounced 'keen-wa' and not 'kwin-o-a').  This, again, was very well cooked - soft, flaky and almost translucent fish, covered in a herby breadcrumb topping.
My friend, having asked about vegetarian options, ended up with a slight mishmash (in my mind) of mushroom ravioli in a tomato sauce, served alongside Mediterranean roasted vegetables.  It wasn't the prettiest of dishes, and was again enormous, however she said it tasted really good, with the generous amount of Parmesan melting nicely into the rich tomato.
Lastly, I went for the fish special, which was a whole baked Mediterranean gilt-head bream served with new potatoes.  This was excellent, cooked perfectly in a rich buttery sauce.  It was, perhaps, rather boney, but that's exactly what you would expect from a whole fish.  We were all too full for puddings (which, as it turned out, was fortunate), so we just finished with a couple of coffees and digestifs.  All in all, a really good meal.

However...

As I said above, this review is mixed.  Although the meal was excellent, the evening was somewhat marred by the truly appalling service we received.  I will admit that we arrived slightly late (roughly 15 minutes), and they were maybe upset by the fact that upon arrival we presented a voucher for 20% off food - although quite why they would be put out by this is a mystery, given that the pub themselves sent me the voucher a week earlier in celebration of my birthday.  Either way, none of the above excuses the hour we had to wait in between ordering and receiving our starters.  There was also a long delay before we were given a wine list, and another before actually receiving the wine.  The place was busy, but not overly so - so either they were understaffed, or just not particularly bothered.

Worse was to follow.  As I said, we were all too full for puddings, but this was lucky as we were never actually even offered a desert menu.  We asked for the coffees and digestifs, which never arrived.  Eventually, my mother went to the bar (which was staffed by one barman, and surrounded by just a couple of customers) to ask.  She is not a whisky drinker, so I had prepped her on what to ask for and given a few likely examples of what they might have.  Clearly, however, the barman had no idea what she meant, and after another long delay came over to our table for me to explain.

As she left the bar, he was also overheard sarcastically asking one of the other customers "who calls it a single malt whisky?"  Now... Firstly, gossiping to one customer about another (when they are in earshot) is highly unprofessional and downright rude.  Secondly, to answer his question: most of the English-speaking world.  A single malt whisky is what we commonly refer to as a whisky made from one particular grain, in contrast to a blended whisky which, as the name would suggest, is blended from several grains.  It commonly refers to an enormous variety of whiskies from Scotland (although other countries do produce several excellent varieties), and is often referred to as Scotch (particularly by Americans!).  Hundreds of single malt Scotch whisky varieties exist from every corner of Scotland, but sadly very few make it down south - the usual suspects found in most good pubs around here include Glenmorangie, Glenfiddich, Talisker, etc.  I would expect most barmen to know this fairly elementary fact.

Eventually, our drinks arrived and we were able to finish our meal.  Not before, however, we had to ask someone to clear away our plates - something I have never ever had to do before.  To our extreme surprise, we were told "No"!  Eventually, and grudgingly, our plates were taken away, but never before have any of us received that kind of treatment.

So, as I said above, in summary: good food but very poor service.  Unfortunately, although the food is all-important, the service and atmosphere makes the evening.  We will all think very hard before returning.  In the unlikely event that anyone from The Bull reads this, if they think I have been unfair then please do not hesitate to contact me.  If you would like our (fairly significant) custom again, that might be appreciated.

Sunday 1 June 2014

Restaurant review: The Swan

Restaurant name: The Swan
Cuisine: British pub food
Location: Pangbourne, UK
Date: June 2014
Occasion: Lunch out

The 1st of June - summer is officially upon us.  The weather gods were obviously aware of this, as we awoke to a mostly clear blue sky and bright sun - interspersed by small fluffy white clouds, but clearly going to be a nice day.  In the absence of any beach, what better way to enjoy the sun than to find a country pub on the river, and spend a lazy Sunday afternoon eating and drinking?

Fortunately, along this stretch of the Thames there are numerous small towns and villages, all with pleasant eating holes, so choosing between country pubs was more of a problem then finding one.  Which, of course, caused the age old dilemma: try somewhere new, or return to a favourite?  Eventually, we settled on the latter, and drove roughly 20 minutes along the River to the small town of Pangbourne in West Berkshire. Among the various pubs here is The Swan - an old, 17th-century building overlooking the river, just opposite the lock and with the sound of the weir clearly audible.  Inside are all the things one might expect in a traditional country pub - wooden beams low enough to cause serious head trauma to anyone over 5 ft that wasn't paying attention, log fires, wooden tables and comfy sofas and armchairs.

On this occasion, however, we chose to sit outside on their extensive patio - a large area covered in old paving slabs holding an array of wooden tables, about as close to the River as it's possible to be whilst staying dry.  When we arrived, at around midday, there were 2 medium-size motorboats moored alongside the patio, and many tables were already taken.  Despite the busyness, however, they were offering a full table service and so menus were promptly handed to us once seated.

The menu was impressive - 2 or 3 sharing options (such as a British meat board), then a choice of approximately 7 starters and 10 main courses.  Since my time in India, I have become more receptive to vegetarian options in restaurants - here, like many places, disappointingly there wasn't a huge amount of choice for non-meat eaters.  Perhaps 1 or 2 starters and the same for mains.

However, on this occasion that was not an issue.  After the usual amount of time savouring the menu, sipping wine and imagining what lay ahead, we decided to share a starter, opting for the Rare British beef served on a bed of watercress with Parmesan shavings (beef carpaccio by any other name).  It was served with beetroot-flavoured balsamic vinegar and truffle oil - and this, for me, proved to be a major sticking point.  To be fair, it was clearly mentioned on the menu, and had I been choosing for myself I would have steered well clear - but the dish is a favourite of my companion, so I braved it for her.

Now… Truffles, and therefore truffle oil, are a bit of a bete noire for me.  I am fully aware how highly prized, revered and eye-wateringly expensive they are, throughout the majority of Europe and elsewhere.  I am fully aware how renowned truffle hunters can take on celebrity status, and how many towns and villages throughout France (and no doubt elsewhere) hold highly anticipated truffle festivals and dinners.  They are an incredibly respected commodity, seen by restaurant critics and foodies worldwide as the ultimate luxury and treat.  The problem for me is that, despite knowing I should worship them, being brutally honest I really don't like them one little bit.  There are very, very few things that I really don't like - truffles are one of them.  A year ago I bought a small bottle of truffle oil (a cheaper way than actually buying a truffle itself) in an attempt to acquire the taste, but I failed miserably.  The smell makes me feel physically nauseous, and the taste is worse - generally, I'm a big fan of earthy, meaty flavours, but really not these.

Anyway, back to lunch.  Because of the above, the starter was not my favourite ever starter.  I hold no blame to the restaurant for this - it was very clearly marked, and for someone without the above issue it was undoubtedly a very nice and well presented starter.  Small slices of perfectly rare beef surrounded a small bed of watercress, delicately covered in shards of Parmesan.  Surrounding the plate were little circles of sauce - the balsamic next to the truffle oil.  Every bite I had that avoided truffle oil was delicious - the meat was meltingly tender, balanced well by the salty Parmesan and peppery watercress.  Unfortunately, however, it was difficult to avoid the truffle oil, but I struggled through.


There was a small bit of excitement during our starter, when we noticed that my wine glass (containing a rather good Sicilian white) was inadvertently acting like a magnifying glass in the heat and causing the wooden table to ever so slightly catch fire.  This was clearly a sign to keep moving the glass, necessitating faster drinking.

The main courses then arrived.  My companion went for the Caesar salad, containing West Country free-range chicken, a poached egg, croutons and of course shredded lettuce.  It was also meant to be served with anchovies, but she asked not to have these - interestingly, so did 2 other tables surrounding us.  Should the chef take the hint?  The salad, she said, was very good - although, being honest, is there much to go wrong in a Caesar salad?  The important thing here is always the dressing, and she said that was very good.  The only criticism was with the chicken, which was clearly comprised of some of the less good cuts and therefore contained a fair amount of skin and gristle.  But on the whole, not a bad job.


I continued my tour of traditional fish and chips, which on this occasion was line-caught cod covered in a beer batter (made from IPA Gold) served with the usual chips, mushy peas and tartar sauce.  The fish, although well cooked (nicely soft and flakey on the inside), wasn't the best I have ever had.  The batter was crisp, but the whole thing was rather oily and would have benefited from being better drained.  The chips were twice-cooked, and therefore nicely crisp on the outside whilst fluffy within, and the peas were as expected.  The most noticeable thing, however, was the size - it's normal to expect a traditional fish and chips to be large, but when alive this beastie would have made Moby Dick swim away in terror.  It was described as line-caught - I wonder what size line?


We were too full, and by this time too hot and a little sunburnt, for deserts, so we just had an espresso each to finish.  All in all, not a bad meal at all.  Would certainly come back, but next time might well avoid the giant monsters lurking in the deep - of either fungal or aquatic variety.

Sunday 25 May 2014

Restaurant review: The Crown

Restaurant name: The Crown
Cuisine: British village pub food
Location: Bray, UK
Date: March 2014
Occasion: Lunch out

For reasons that are still a little unclear to me, the small village of Bray in rural Berkshire is favoured by the celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal.  His first restaurant there, opened in 1995, is The Fat Duck - a 3-Michelin starred restaurant, internationally renowned as being one of the best in the world.  I was lucky enough to go there for my 30th birthday, and it was truly amazing - more theatre than dining, and an incredibly memorable experience.

However, Heston also owns 2 other restaurants in Bray: one is The Hinds Head, a gastropub located in a 15th-century former tavern, and the other is The Crown, a traditional British village pub in what used to be a 16th-century inn.

I make no apology for being a fan of Heston Blumenthal, and have avidly followed his programs, bought all his books and have tried to recreate (with varying degrees of success) many of his recipes.  So, an obvious mission was to visit all of his restaurants.  Given that Bray is not far from me, one sunny (and remarkably warm) Sunday lunchtime we decided to go.

To my surprise, booking a table was no issue.  This was in stark contrast to The Fat Duck which, no doubt partly because of Heston's celebrity status, required booking months in advance.  For The Crown, however, a couple of days beforehand was perfectly adequate.

We caught the train to Maidenhead, and then had a very pleasant 30 minute walk to the village of Bray.  We found the pub which, as described, was indeed a traditional old English pub just on the outskirts of the village.  As I said, it was remarkably warm and sunny considering it was March, easily warm enough to sit outside, so we did - sitting in a small, partly covered rear garden, with roughly 4 tables and quaint little flowers everywhere.


We ordered a glass of wine each - a Chilean Sauvignon Blanc for my friend and a French Viognier for me - and settled down to enjoy the menu.  This was as you might expect in a gastropub - impressive, nicely but not overly extensive (roughly 6-7 starter choices, and 7-8 mains), but well described and all sounding very nice.  The waiters were polite and attentive, but not overly friendly - not like some other restaurants I have recently visited, where the waiters have been eager to talk, recommend dishes, etc.


We decided to share a starter, and went for the potted mackerel paté - partly because it is a popular starter for us at another favourite restaurant of ours, so thought it would be interesting to compare.  I have to say, without wishing to sound disloyal to our favourite place, the paté at The Crown was far superior.  Nicely moist, and mixed perfectly with chives - served with crusty char-grilled bread and cornichons.  Excellent.


For a main course, my friend went for the chicken - from memory, I think it was a roasted chicken breast and a confit chicken leg, served with traditional vegetables and a truly amazing jus.  I decided to go even more traditional, and try the place's Fish and Chips - served with crushed peas and home-made tartar sauce. Somebody once said you can tell a place's quality by its simplest and most traditional dishes, so this seemed the perfect choice.  I have had an awful lot of fish and chips in the past, and I have to say that this was by far the best I have ever had.  It was served on a wooden plate, with the fish perfectly soft and encased by a delicate and nicely salty batter, accompanied by a half lemon wrapped in muslin.  The peas were just slightly crushed - certainly not mushy - and the chips were perfectly crisp on the outside while fluffy on the inside. The tartar sauce was creamy, going excellently with the fish.  Really, really good.


Although it would have been nice to have tried a desert - and they certainly all looked very appealing, including Earl Grey Panacotta or Bread and Butter Pudding with White Chocolate and Vanilla - on this occasion we were both too full.  Instead, we had an espresso each, which in any case came with a tiny mouthful of amazing fudge.

So, in summary, a thoroughly excellent lunch.  Would be interesting to go back in the evening, to explore inside in more depth and to see how much busier it can get.  However, before that, the 3rd Heston restaurant in Bray awaits…

Sunday 12 January 2014

Restaurant review: The Hand & Flowers

Restaurant name: The Hand & Flowers
Cuisine: 2 Michelin starred pub food
Location: Marlow, UK
Date: December 2013
Occasion: Friend's birthday

Having heard about this place several times from various cooking TV programmes, including Masterchef and of course Tom Kerridge's own programme, I was intrigued by the idea.  The only Michelin starred pub in the country, boasting high quality and award-winning food, but in a pub environment as opposed to the usual fine dining restaurant experience.  I should say that when it comes to fine dining, I am far from an expert - this was only my second experience of eating somewhere with a Michelin star (I was lucky enough to have lunch at Heston Blumenthal's 'The Fat Duck' 2 years ago, which was mind blowing).  So the concept of Michelin starred pub food was fascinating to me, and my friend's (significant) birthday seemed like the perfect opportunity.

Partly another reason for going was that, and I don't think she'll mind me saying this, my friend is perhaps not quite as adventurous when it comes to food as me.  This is by no means an insult, or a bad thing.  She has, and always will have, my complete respect, because she will always try something - if she then doesn't like it, that's absolutely fair enough.  I have very little patience for people where the conversation goes something like "I don't like such and such - I've never tried it, but I know I don't like it".  She is not like that.  That being said, the last thing I wanted was to take her somewhere weird, that would try to make her eat things like lamb's lung or ox's heart.  So The Hand & Flowers seemed like a good choice.

The first issue was getting a table.  Thanks to its reputation and, more likely, Tom Kerridge's TV appearances (which is perhaps cynical but probably true) the place is booked up several months ahead, particularly on Friday and Saturday nights.  We chose to go on a weekday, and I arranged this a month in advance, but even then times for tables were limited.  Eventually I got a table for 9:30 PM, which is later than we would normally want but the best I could do.

Having been told there was a bar separate to the restaurant, we arrived slightly early and enjoyed a quiet drink (from memory a Réserve de Gassac 2012) in a kind of "waiting area".  The decor was very much as in a country pub - wooden beams, comfy sofas, homely Christmas tree in the corner.  The place was busy, but not crowded.  At our allotted time, we were invited through to the restaurant area, which again was a nice balance between country pub and smarter restaurant - wooden tables and sofa-type seating, but at the same time clearly quite trendy, modern and stylish (not a plastic glass in sight).

Our meal began with an amuse bouche - a French term meaning literally "to amuse the mouth", normally consisting of something bite-sized that comes before the starter.  Surprisingly, this one however turned out to be a little portion of whitebait, wrapped in newspaper and accompanied by freshly baked bread.  The whitebait were superb - very lightly deep-fried and with the merest hint of flour coating (not, like many I have had before, covered in thick batter).  Despite a couple of protests along the lines of "I'm eating it's brains!", I think my companion enjoyed them.  As always, the temptation to eat the lovely bread (and therefore risk filling up) was too great, so we did.


Our starters then arrived.  My companion went for the Glazed omelette of smoked haddock and Parmesan, whereas I had the Parfait of duck and foie gras with orange chutney and toasted brioche.  The omelette came very neatly in its own tiny frying pan, and was extremely rich and covered in a thick cheesy sauce.  My parfait was somewhat smaller and lighter, but no less rich - the sweetness of the brioche went extremely well with the velvety foie gras and slightly tart chutney.


For a main course, my companion went for the Slow cooked duck breast and I chose my all-time favourite, South Coast sea bass.  I appreciate this was perhaps slightly unadventurous, given that I eat sea bass fairly regularly, however it is a favourite.  The duck was extremely tender and (to my relief) not too rare for my friend - it came with savoy cabbage and chunky chips cooked in duck fat, both of which looked excellent. My sea bass came with a variety of sauces, covering the place in the standard cheffy way, as well as a very nice mille-feuille of mushrooms and other vegetables.  All extremely good.


Although my companion is particularly fond of puddings, by this time we were both quite full (no doubt partly thanks to the bread) so we gave them a miss on this occasion.  Plus it was getting quite late by this time, and we were both worried about turning into pumpkins.  So I finished with a coffee, and a tea for my friend, and I tried one of the place's blended malt whiskies - the amusingly titled Peat Monster.

So, all in all, a success.  I would certainly go back there, as it was a great combination of unpretentious cooking but still done extremely well.  I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I sincerely hope my friend did as well.